Final Edition of Patrick's History

PATRICK’S DIARY

3/17/11	I was born into a litter of 10 puppies.
6/21/11	Joan &  Edward visited me and loved me
6/25/11	Edward came to Maine and took me home. The ride was very long and, by the end of it, I was not feeling well. My breakfast came up. We made it home and everyone tried to make me feel welcomed. I admit to being somewhat overwhelmed. And then, they kept trying to get me outside to do something I was not ready to do. It was so strange compared to my birth home. There, I had many siblings and we had the whole back yard to go in and then return to our “room” without someone on my case. I guess that they are trying to do the right thing. They could be really dumb!
6/26/11	They may not have wanted the pee & poop on the kitchen floor, but what can you do? I did pretty well, with two small cries during the night. Not bad for the first night. During the day, they keep bugging me by wanting me to pee & poop outside. The outside does not do anything for me. I can’t wait to get inside. So far, I am spending lots of time in my new Dad’s arms, but it’s my Mom that I want. Whenever I can, I go to her and get some real love!
6/27/11	The man of this new family is bound and determined that I have this foolish black cord on me. I see little benefit to it, but I will let think that it has a positive purpose. He made a nice little area for me to rest and relax outside, but so far, I have kept to the practice of not peeing outside!
6/28/11	I may be getting used to this new family. I admit that I love the lady and the children are fun to play with. They seem happy to play with me. They tried a different tack today by having Joan lead me. I can’t resist her!
6/29/11	Wow! I got all sorts of kudos today. I didn’t wake my man during the night and I actually pooped outside! It was a red-letter morning, according to the man! My new parents got some education on how to deal with the likes of me, a timid dog. Some how or other, they will be patient with me and I will eventually give them what they want.
6/30/11	They have finally got the message that I will make them happy if they give me food. It is so simple and yet, it took them several days to figure it out. Everyone sounds so much better. I am still looking for a toy that I will enjoy. So far, the stuff that they have been giving me is for the birds!
7/1/11	I did not respond well to all the “tricks” of the new man during the morning. No matter what he did, I would not pee for him. I did poop outside and he seemed happy. By the end of the day, I was playing with him outside for the first time! Wow! He was ecstatic!
7/2/11	I made people happy today with my peeing & pooping that the man saw and gave me something great! For the first time, I ran around as most puppies do with my man around. They took me to the beach today and I was freaked out when I saw two dogs. At other times, I was in his arms a couple of times today when he read and watched TV.
7/3/11	Morning started so well. I really gave the man lots of kisses when he was doing his yoga. I did my peeing and pooping outside and got so more stuff. My man took me to the beach again and even though no one was there, I was spooked again. During the day, I did very well but I am still unwilling to come with the man. But I do love the woman!
7/4/11	I am told that today will start to be busy with people.  The weekend was nice and peaceful. I did well again with peeing,  pooping and eating. But, I still do not let my man come close to me unless he tricks me or corners me. But the day took on a very positive turn. They put out a kiddy pool which I loved! I had such fun jumping in and out of the pool. It was great.
7/6/11	I had a good day and everyone was happy. Played with the kids and enjoyed the backyard. I had a big shock when my man’s son from New York brought into the house a bull dog! Wow! It was mind blowing. Of course, I growled. I was scared stiff! They say that the dog will be here for over a week! Enough to drive a puppy crazy!
7/7/11	Started the day well.  And, then, that bull dog came down from his long sleep! I did not do well. I barked, but people sort of were pleased that I did not go crazy. As the day went along, I sort of got used to these new people. They say that they live in New York. That does not make too much sense to me since I only know lovely Maine and the ocean community in Massachusetts. But, all is all, I am stayed within 6 feet of Gloria, the bull dog, and people are amazed!
7/8/11	The morning started off great. I do love these kids. People try to keep me from biting; they tell me that it is for my own good. Plans are in place for my going to puppy school tomorrow. Day went along pretty well except I did bark a few times when Gloria was near by. No  body made a big deal of it! What really impressed everyone is that I was able to rest and relax in the kitchen when all hell was breaking out with children crying and adults trying to get food to the table. I just let it ride over my back!
7/9/11	This puppy class business was for the birds! I just found it a waste of time.  I had no interest in the other dogs and no food by my man would make me move! I rested while these other dogs did what was asked of them, more or less. I was clearly an outlier! I was happy to get home and play with the kids.
7/10/11	Today was somewhat discombobulated.  The New York people left but left their famous bull dog with us. Admittedly, it has not been all that bad.
7/11/11	What a day!  My man finally figured out that chicken is my thing! I will do a lot more for him if he feeds me chicken! If he asked, I would have told him!  The other big thing today is that I am developing a friendship with Gloria, that different looking dog. She does seem to like me and I am getting attracted to her.
7/12/11	I had a pretty good day. My man did some of learning how to get me to behave as requested. I did pretty well, given the chicken treats. It was so hot that they put out the kiddy pool for me so that I could get wet. Cool!
7/13/11	That chicken treat business works so well that I walked for a while on the leash. My man was ecstatic. You would have thought that I did something unique.  I really made the man impressed when I walked on the leash twice!! Believe it or not, I barked and the man took me out and I peed. Could I already be almost trained?
7/14	My man is a happy camper! I walked more with the leash and I had a great Vet visit. Everyone likes me; they say such incredible words about how great I look! It does make my ego stronger. I got a bunch of needles, but I did not mind that too much at all. In fact, people said that I did great! I wound up the day with a far out love feast. My man took me to the stylist who tries to cut a virtually non-existing amount of hair and the folks went crazy when they saw me. Everyone wanted to hold me. It was fantastic! Another milestone: Believe it or not, I barked and the man took me out and I peed. Could I already be almost trained?
7/15/11	By 9 am, I had two walks with a leash (wow!), ate, done my chores, played, and then I needed a rest! I heard my man tell my woman that I was doing so well after just three weeks.
7/16/11	The man does not quit! He wants to walk with me nearly ever hour. I do get a chance to rest in between, but give me a break. He could be a bit more flexible. Take a day off, man!! Between the man’s persistence and his chicken treats,  I am a changed dog! Apparently, not enough for him; he won’t quit! At the end of the day, he took me for another walk, the longest yet. He wanted me to meet some neighbors who liked dogs. Brother, they were all over me! You would think that they never saw a dog before!
7/17/11	The man does not quit! We walk and walk and people say that I prance! Prancing must be for master dogs or some such thing! At any rate, this walking business  seems to be preparation for walking all the way back to where I came from! Portland, Maine, here I come!
7/18/11	Hey, the system is working automatically. He gets up early, takes me out very quickly, returns to check the computer, does some Yoga, feeds me, does some exercises, takes me for a walk, ending up with a poop. I could practically do it in my sleep. Same old, same old.
7/19/11	My man returned from some errands with great treats to bite on. He may be getting the idea of what makes me real happy! Since it is so hot, they are not walking me as much. Thanks for the little favors of life!  They come back from celebrating their wedding anniversary very happy. But, then, the man takes me again for a long, long walk. What a way to celebrate!
720/11	My man woke him with problems: (1) I got out of the kitchen, (2) I peed in the kitchen, and (3) I pooped near the door. This set of happenings did not make a great start to the day. But, give the man credit, his book is telling him that he cannot punish me and there is no need to “address” actions that happened without your noticing them. It is a predicament that the man has to figure out what to do. I can understand his point of view. He surely takes me out frequently, but no matter, I may not be ready! Let’s watch and see how this problem is ultimately resolved. The man did something totally unexpected tonight by sticking a tool in my mouth with some stuff on it. He claims that he wants me to get used to having my teeth brushed. He claims that it will be make me live longer (someone told me that it did not work that well with his last dog, Franklin).
7/21/11	The man got up very early and the kitchen was in perfect shape. He quickly took me outside and I peed like a good dog should do. What a great start to the day! While my man wants to make sure everyone gets to meet me, I am trying to stay cool. Hard today with the heat so high. So I jumped into my water bowl for  a swim. My man and my woman were taken back by attack on the water, but it surely helped me to stay cool!
7/22/11	Wow! It is really hot. They are doing as well as can be expected. They are trying to  keep me cool, including giving me a  bath and shampoo so that I will really impress the Puppy Class tomorrow (although there is some doubt about my behavior in the voices).
7/23/11	What a day! My man did not appreciate coming into the kitchen to see my pee and poop, but he did not make a big deal of it. We just went and made believe that I had not done anything. I rewarded him by going on the longest walk yet. He told everyone! Then, we went to Puppy School. The teacher was impressed by my man’s report.  Granted that he was biased, but I do think that I am doing better than the other puppies even if I don’t demonstrate it publically at the Puppy School.  My man shares the news that I am doing better than the other puppies, although I only do the great things only with my Man. The rest of the day was resting on my laurels!
7/24/11	Everything started off just great! No pee or poop in the kitchen. Did my thing outside like a good dog should! Went for our walk as usual and then ran around while the man did some watering. Friends came during the day and I did well. I ended up with some more rest time on my Man’s lap. He really needs my love!
7/25/11	Another perfect morning, i.e., no pee/poop in the kitchen. Another “great” walk. I got the course down pat. I cannot wait to get back into the yard. I feel so good when I am in the yard, away from other people, dogs, cars, etc. My Man says that I am doing much better with these terrifying demons. He expects me to one day be a dog who enjoys walking! That will be a big day!  I have been having a great time chasing a colored ball that is spiked with grid lines so I can grab it with my teeth and, to everyone’s surprise, I bring it back! Wow! They think that I am brilliant!
7/26/11	The day started great, but my Man was frustrated because I would not poop!  My man loves the dump! He takes me there every week, sometimes even twice. It is amazing that he is so attracted to the place! When we stop anywhere, he feels great hearing everyone comment about how beautiful I look. You would think that he thinks that my beauty is somehow attributed to him! Shows how hard up he is!
7/27/11	I really impressed my Man by signaling my need to poop! You would have thought that he won Mega Millions. This is not rocket science, I tried to indicate, but I still took the chicken treat. As long as he wants to give me the treats, who am I refuse? I did so well with the Man and Woman’s friends. I did not bug them and rested under the table without an issue. Everyone was impressed.
7/28/11	Morning started with a beautiful sun rise. I did my pee/poop outside, as proscribed by the rules! At another time,  I gave the alert bark, signaling my need to get out. It worked. My man took me for another ride. I sort of enjoy the car, no major hassles.
7/29/11	We had a communication problem this morning. Somehow, I went to the door, but no one saw me. So what can you do? I played nicely in the back yard, but still had a hard time with those “terrorists” that walk by me when I am walking with my Man. They do look evil! And those dogs, they are so ugly; they must be evil too!
7/30/11	Last night was interesting! After my Woman took me out before she went to bed (my Man often goes before her since he gets up early for me), she placed me in the kitchen as usual. However, I later barked and barked. My Man thought that I wanted to go out again so he came down stairs. I went out but did nothing. I was placed in the kitchen again and, then barked some more. My Woman then took me up to their bed. Ahh! What a great night’s sleep! Then, I had to go to Puppy School and watch those other canines try to be as smart as I. I did not want to show them up, so I kept mostly to myself until they left the room and then my Man and I played nicely.
7/31/11	I did a little barking in the kitchen last night, but I was too tired to pursue the strategy for sleeping in the big bed upstairs. I was worn out with all the walking, school, and playing in the backyard. I had a great day playing with the kids. I was pooped but not pooped enough to poop when I was supposed to.
8/1/11	I started the day off with a perfect bark that got my Man up from bed and me out to pee! Perfect! Then, before getting too involved with Yoga, my Man noticed me sitting by the door and he let me out to poop! Whoa! Does a day start any better? And then, my Man and Woman with the grandkids went to buy me another bed and some toys. I loved them!
8/2/11	We had a great beginning to the day, measured by pee & poop. You would think that they could become more creative in devising measures of performance! The evening did not end well; I pooped in the kitchen without even trying to alert my Man or Woman!
8/3/11	Today was a rather “normal” day. I did what I supposed to do and my Man played with me. He also taught me a few things. I am not sure that I will remember how to go “down”, but as long as gives me a treat, I will do almost anything!
8/4/11	Wherever I go, people smile at me. My Man takes great pleasure in this, thinking that he made such a great choice of a new pet. I do give him many kisses to show my appreciation. My Man is getting bewildered by my rather bold maneuvers to look on the sidewalk (by myself which he quickly brings me to toe). And, now instead of running away from dogs that dare to walk by the house, I am now showing them my boldness by barking at them to teach a lesson or two.
8/5/11	Everyone is talking about big drop in the Dow, whatever that is. All I know is this is the first morning that my Man did not put me in the kitchen after our walk. He thinks that I am doing better in the basics of pee/poop/biting things (he goes out of his way to remind me that I need careful monitoring).  I was given free reign of the house most of the day (I know that I was being watched, but at least I spent little time by myself in the kitchen). And, I barked when I needed to poop.
8/6/11	I blew everyone’s mind today at Puppy School. Not only did I do a little interacting with the other puppies, I also demonstrated that I can more than take care of myself.  When a couple of puppies came into my space, I growled big time and wow! they knew that I was not joking. Everyone was taken back by my alpha show! My Man and Woman had “friends” over this afternoon. While I was in no way going to be friends with them,  my Man was surely impressed that I stayed on my new bed all the time, even though I could have roamed around.
8/7/11	Today was a somewhat boring day. I did my “tricks” outside, sometimes even with no treats. I kept to myself most of the day, laying either on one of my beds or the floor.
8/8/11	What an event! I was groomed, as though I was not the most attractive dog in the world! The reviews are good and the groomers reported that my behavior was very good. My Man was happy! And later in the day, I blew his mind when I barked at passing dogs and, in fact, chased one! Whoa! A big deal, so he said!
8/9/11	This supposed to be a big day. My Woman’s sisters are coming to visit for several days.  Everyone wants to see how I do. But, the great event of the day was going with my Man and Mika on the Merry-Go-Round at Nantasket Beach. It is famous since it is so old that my Man went on it as a youngster. And the people just loved me! My Man allowed young people to touch me and I just sat there and took it all in. My Woman’s sisters came and I will take me a while to get used to them. Everyone seems to love them, so I should be able to in time.
8/10/11	I really gave my Man a huge thrill today. For whatever reason, I have not dared to go upstairs. No one could understand it. But, today, I followed my friend, Mika, upstairs so that I could take my nap with her. My Man was super impressed and took a picture, but took me downstairs again so Mika could sleep. He did not know how smart I was. I snuck back up again (but, I guess that he is not altogether stupid himself. He figured it out and got me back downstairs.
8/11/11	My visit to the Vet to get the second Lyme Shot went well. No dog would dare get close to me since I growled and barked when someone looked even cross-eyed at me.
8/12/11	There were a lot of people here today and everyone felt that I did o.k. I was still hesitant with the new people, but I was getting less so and people say good words about me. My day was rewarded by my Man and Woman’s allowing me to sleep in their bed at night. I was not a  problem at all!
8/13/11	My Man was blown away when I “insisted” on going to the beach. I ran around crazy but did not go into the water. The big disappointment is that I ran home by myself and would not come to my Man. Bad!  But, the big news is my graduation of Puppy School. People were amazed by his progress during the past five weeks. From the first day when he would not participate at all, he did everything today and even played with one of the other puppies. Onward to Puppy School II!!!!!
8/14/11	Today was somewhat unusual. He started off with my first really wild day on the beach. I ran and ran and ran! And I even played with a dog, even for a brief time. I did great! By the time my Woman’s sisters left, I had really matured even more. Every one noticed it. However, as the day went along, I had a major case of diarrhea. It was my first time with such an experience. It was not pretty! But, everyone took it in stride. They gave me some medicine and they hope that I will be better by tomorrow. But, I will not be in the Man’s and Woman’s bed tonight.
8/15/11	I am getting better with my diarrhea and enjoyed two car trips today. All went well. A normal day for a puppy is a huge day for everyone. My Woman’s sisters are all gone and everyone noticed my maturing over the past week!
8/16/11	Since my Man feared more diarrhea, I was put in the kitchen for the night, or, so he thought. During the night, I made my way beyond the constraints of the kitchen and pawed my way up to the second floor to have some real peace in the big bed. It worked like a charm and, no diarrhea (they gave me some white rice to help matters). My Man loves to have me with him in the car even though I do nothing more than sleep usually. The Man is rather simple!
8/17/11	Today was a rather straightforward day. No hassles, a little playing, a run on the beach, and my food. I had one mishap in the house (a little poop), but my Man is coming up with a new plan to eat earlier in the morning and take me out immediately. This may well do the trick.
8/18/11	After a great night’s sleep in the big bed, a good breakfast, pee and poop, I decided that the chair upstairs in the big  bedroom is so good that I will spend more time there. It is a little bit of a surprise to my Man but he is smiling so it must be o.k.
8/19/11	My Man is buying an Invisible Fence. I really did not understand what they were talking about, but I get the jest of it. I could feel something bad if I don’t stay in the yard!
8/20/11	My Man tells me that we are having a lot of people coming today. From the quiet of just us two (since my Woman is still with the other grandchildren in New Orleans), we are having his daughter and family and their friends. It ought to be interesting. I was the focus of today’s  Skype with our grandchildren in New Orleans where my  Woman is doing some child care.  It was quite the experience. I looked into the computer and saw myself as our New Orleans family saw me. I was elegant and they really loved me. Eve said that she missed me and wanted to get back to Scituate before the scheduled Christmas vacation. Oh, it is such a problem to be in such demand!
8/21/11	Due to the number of people last night, my Man decided that he and I would sleep downstairs. No big deal, but what was good is that I barked during the night since I had to pee! I did great with the new people, especially the children. I loved them and they, in turn, loved me. Finally, for the first time, I jumped on to my Man’s lap and then during the day repeated this three more times! A real milestone.
8/22/11	Last night, I beat my Man up to the big bed! I just waited for him. I barked during the night to pee, but he always considers that a good thing even if I kind of wrecked his sleep. My Man took me again to the famous “transfer station”. He is infatuated with the place. Another milestone was reached tonight when I chased a tennis ball rather than the bigger ball I was chasing. My Man thinks that I will be able to start chasing the ball on the beach.
8/23/11	I am having a routine day and a routine day is a huge success!
8/24/11	Today was my first visit to urban America. I visited my friend, Mika’s, house in Cambridge. The visit went well. I had a great view of Cambridge and the tall buildings of Boston from their top deck. But, I still love my new home in Scituate. We went to the airport to pick up my Woman. What a wonderful experience!
8/25/11	I did a lot of playing in the yard with my Man and Mika. Everything was excellent. No big day which becomes a Big Day in my life.
8/26/11	I woke up my Man during the night to go out to pee. He wished he could have slept but he is so proud of my alerting him about my needs that he does not complain. My Man took me again to his favorite Transfer Station (really is a dump!) and then we had a nice walk along the North River and around town. He says that it is socializing me! (I think that I am really sociable with those I want to be and the rest of them bear some sensitivity!)  I ended my day by playing with a potential dog friend, Ali, at her yard. We did a lot of running and she never caught me!
8/27/11	My Man and Woman’s son brought his contingent from New York last night. I will have to deal with Gloria, the bulldog, today when she wakes up (she does sleep a lot!) I did pretty well during the day. I got along reasonably well with a huge bull dog. What can you expect from me? They say that I am going to experience a major hurricane tomorrow. I have no idea what they are talking about, but it sounds interesting.
8/28/11	So far, I have been doing well with the hurricane. My Man got me out before the onslaught. We are now bunkered down with two children who are not paying much attention to the storm or me, as a matter of fact. I get bugged when I cannot play with them. As it turned out, the storm was less than predicted and we had a great time playing on the beach. I had a ball!!
8/29/11	Not having electricity is a big deal to my Man and Woman, but I could care less. My life is great! I eat, play, pee& poop! What more could you ask?
8/30/11	No electricity still, but that is no problem. In fact, I am getting more time than ever playing with Mika (their grandchild) and my Man!
8/31/11	All is well. Still, no electricity, but it is no problem to me. Electricity came back and the house was filled with cheers.
9/1/11	Sort of a routine day. We played, ate, walked. It was great.
9/2/11	My Man is happy because my behavior is so good.
9/3/11	It goes to show how pleased my Man when I jump on his lap! I know that he is aware that I only jump onto his lap when my Woman or the children are not around. Yet, even if he not my priority, he loves it that he is #3 or worse! How crazy is that?
9/4/11	Sara brought a friend from medical school for lunch. What really made my day was the Mika and Emi, my little friends. I just followed them everywhere, including the kiddy pool.
9/5/11	Labor Day is a rest day for me. Just my Man and me. My Woman went to work. It is strange to see her trudging to work after so much time taking care of Mika. You would think that my Man would go to work. He does not seem to do much except take care of me (did not prevent me from chewing up Mika’s bathing suit last evening!). The major treat for my Man during this time without my Woman, the person I love totally,  or the kids, I jump on my Man’s lap to give him some love. He is so needy that even if he #3 or 4 or 5, he still responds so well. The poor man!
9/6/11	There was a big deal made our of my pooping in the house. I don’t know why I did not alert my Man. I know how to do it, but somehow, I forgot. Live and learn, I heard someone say.
9/7/11	Lot of rain these days. As long as my Man is willing to take me out, I don’t care.  I waited all day for my Woman and Mika to return from their visit over night to New Hampshire. I am just so excited. I cannot wait to start wagging my tail!
9/8/11	Another rainy day. It let enough so that my Man could jog (he is old and not very fast) and he decided that he would take me along. No problem! I was a pro, as they say.
9/9/11	I really tested my Man today. I chewed one of his running gloves that he really likes. It is remarkable how he blamed himself for leaving his gloves to be accessible by me. Can you believe it? I got out of the mess scot-free.  I was left alone last evening for six hours while my Man and Woman visited friends. My Man played with me when he got  home. It turned out good.
9/10/11	I will be left along again for a few hours while my Man and Woman attend a funeral.  It will be in the day time so I will able to get a good rest. When they came home, I did not recognize my Man all dressed up with a tie and jacket, so I barked at him because I thought he too had become a terrorist!
9/11/11	It’s my Man’s birthday today.  9/11 has become famous but I don’t think that it has anything to do with my Man! He may be o.k., but believe me, he is not worth celebrating that much. But, when you consider my Woman, that is another story! She is great!
9/12/11	I am looking forward to Mika’s and Emi’s coming today. I missed the little ones. It could be my teething problem, but I am not making people happy with my increased need to chew. I even chewed through a new toy my Man bought me today. They say that this just a stage (hope that they are deluded!).
9/13/11	I now will not go upstairs, even with treats. It is a mystery to my Man and Woman and even myself. I did go upstairs freely in prior weeks, but I have stopped and can’t seem to get it together. Otherwise, I am enjoying the day while plans are being made for my first real journey next week. I am going to New York City and then to Virginia. I am told that I will love the Big Apple, but we’ll see. The place, I think, is filled with terrorists who need to be watched! My day ended up in a disaster. Because of all my chewing stuff, I vomited big time! It was not a pretty sight even for me!
9/14/11	My day started great. You would never know that I made such a mess last night. I was like brand new! Since I would not go to the second floor, I stayed in  the crate last night. I actually liked it.
9/15/11	I had a great sleep in the crate and had a great morning doing my usual which now includes a run with my Man who actually is quite slow.  The poor man is just getting old and I am such a young one! My day was principally spent at my “groomer”. Everyone says that I am even more beautiful than ever! How is that possible?
9/16/11	Could my day get any better? My Man got me a real bone!! I really am getting excited about the trip to NYC. They tell me that I have to be careful because people there may want to steal me.  People get wired up when they see me. It is amazing!
9/17/11	I really surprised my Man and Woman last night. I had enough of the crate and wanted to be in their nice comfortable bed. I barked and barked. It took them a while to figure out what I was barking about, but once they knew, all  was in place for a great night’s sleep. This morning, my Man is cooking more treats for me. He wants me to be the best puppy in the world. We are heading to the first class of Puppy School II. I was thrown a curve ball. None of the puppies from my first class were there. I have to adjust to these news ones, all of whom are gigantic! Life can be a struggle at times, but I did relatively well. I would give myself a C and Rick Perry was lucky to get such grades when he was in college!
9/18/11	Great night’s sleep in the big bed, a jog with the old Man and then some rest. It is a good life!
9/19/11	Another great day! I am getting myself psyched about my trip to NYC and Virginia. It’s a big deal for a puppy! I even had a walk with just my Woman. Was that ever great!
9/20/11	It is getting to the point that I am not “progressing”. My Man is waiting for me to be consistent about letting him know when I have a need to pee/poop. I still don’t come each time; I sometimes get distracted, even big-time distracted. They are giving up hope that I will deal with strangers, whether human or canine, with some comfort. They think that they will be able to deal with this o.k.
9/21/11	Same old, same old. Jog, rest, play, eat. Tomorrow is the trip!
9/22/11	Shock and Awe! It is just like coming to Iraq! Wow! this is one awesome place! So far, so good. I am still alive!
9/23/11	Apart from the fact that I still will not leave this place unless carried out, I do o.k. dealing with all the strangers and the noise. Scituate all of sudden appears to be a dreamland compared to this nightmare of noise and more noise. Plus, I was roasting last night in the bed, panting like crazy! However, I am still enduring and they say that this is a great sign of my being totally socialized!
9/24/11	I enjoyed my ride to Virginia. No hassles along the way. When I got to the house, I was really happy because it was so quiet and peaceful. Admittedly, I had to get used to some new people and another dog, but everything was really good.
9/25/11	Many family members came today. I thought that they were there is see me, but it turns out that a new grandchild was the major hit. I still got a lot of attention, so I cannot complain.
9/26/11	This was a most special day. I went onto Susan’s lap all by myself. One would not think that this is a big deal, but it is the first adult outside our immediate family that was so honored!
9/27/11	Our ride back to Brooklyn was without a problem. But, getting used to the noise and the number of people on the sidewalk was another story. It is hard to imagine how long it would take me to become comfortable. The decision to return home that night made me happy.
9/28/11	What a great relief to wake up in Scituate! It was good to be back in familiar territory. The day was great even if not much was done.
9/29/11	There is a general stupor here over what they refer to as the unbelievable collapse of the Red Sox. I am not sure what they mean, but it must be important. I really teed off my Woman when I would not respond to her “come” when I was let out before bed. Not good!
9/30/11	My little friends, Mika and Emi, are coming tonight. I cannot wait. I love having little people around. When they came into the driveway, I went nuts. My enthusiasm scares them; I have to try to calm down, but it is so hard!
10/1/11	Today is the last day with my Man for a week. My Man was totally awed at my performance today at Puppy School II. I did some amazing things, doing commands that the others dogs were not doing. Can you believe it that I was a star at school? My Man is leaving for New Orleans to watch his son, Sean, conduct a trial. I will love having my Woman all by myself.
10/2/11-10/8/11	My Man got back last evening. We are restored to our normal family, Patrick, My Man and My Woman. Perfect!
10/8/11	My Man came back today. I admit that I was not too impressed. I had a terrible day. Since My Woman had to work, I stayed at Sara’s. I have nothing against Sara, but given that they went away, I was in the crate most of the day. How would you feel? At any rate, let’s see what tomorrow brings.
10/9/11	The day started off good. I had a good breakfast, went jogging with My Man and then settled in for a great morning. However, given that the kids get all bent out of shape with some of my jumping, I spent a lot of the morning the crate. One could say that I am a slow learner since I can’t control my impulses even though they lead to my being ostracized! My Man is concerned that I am more in love with My Woman than ever since he has been away last week. He says that he is happy that I love My Woman, but he says that it important that he respect, if not love, him since he will spend more time with me.
10/10/11	Since My Woman is working, I am with My Man and the kids. Everything being equal, it was a good morning, except …. I got into some trouble in the bushes. I came out looking like a miserable wretch, covered with little black things that My Man had to spend a lot of time trying to remove. Wow! What a mess!
10/11/11	Apart from the problem of being distant with My Man and not complying with commands, like “come”, all is good. But those problems are becoming a big Problem!
10/12/11	The day of reckoning has come! I am now a prisoner of the Invisible Fence! They are starting me slowly, but in a couple of days, I will have the full monty and then some!
10/13/11	Even though it is pouring outside, My Man and I were able to get a little jog in. I give the Man credit. He is persistent. One of My Woman’s friends at work gave her some toys for me. They are only empty plastic jars, but I admit that they give me a lot of pleasure until I end up trying to chew them to pieces and then, poof! They are gone!
10/14/11	My Man is really happy since I am jumping into his lap so often. He knows that I am hard up since My Woman is away! He really is hard up!
10/15/11	Even though My Woman has to work today, leaving me with only My Man, it was not too bad. I have no one else to jump on, so be becomes the loved one and, my, oh my does he love it!
10/16/11	What a weird day! My Man warned me, but I did not believe him. While they went to a concert with Sara Chang and supper at some fancy Boston restaurant, they left me in the crate! To give My Man credit, he have me ½ of my supper before they left so I would not starve. I got the other half when they came and a long walk. I guess that I did not do so badly.
10/17/11	My Woman has a thing about shampoos. I think that I am as beautiful as people say, but she insists that I am even more beautiful with a bath and shampoo! And then My Woman showed off her new clothes from the store. She looked fabulous. My Woman is a trip!
10/18/11	Today was messed up because My Man had his car towed. It was his fault so he only blamed himself. The problem for me was a longer period in the crate. No big thing, I guess.
10/19/11	The rain was miserable. I really got wet when My Man took me out for potty. Unfortunately, I could not get my act together. Dealing with the wind and rain distracted me from pooping, until later when I was in the wrong place! You would not want to be near My Woman at that moment. I only made matters worse by snagging her hamburger off the counter that was supposed to be her supper. Not too many points today!
10/20/11	I am alone again with My Man since My Woman went away to visit her sister in Virginia. I wished that she took me. I love my visit there where I met their new dog. I loved running around in their large yard without any restrictions, apart from my own internal ones. I still tend to be fearful of something new!
10/21/11	Nothing much to report about today. I went on some errands (library and store), but most of the day was quiet. During our evening walk, a really small dog came my way and, once  again, I was afraid. Oh!
10/22/11	I am now certain that My Woman is not coming back soon. So, I jumped on My Man’s lap twice this morning. He loves it and, given the absence of My Woman, what can I do?
10/23/11	We are going to have a great day! We are visiting Mika and Emi. I love those kids! It was a great visit. M y Man brought my supper with us so I would not go home hungry. He is a thoughtful soul!  Other friends of Sara came for supper. I got a little hectic trying to differentiate between friends and foes. Consequently, I ended up in the crate.  I suppose that it was good for all concerned.
10/24/11	Hooray! My Woman is coming home today! Life will again be normal. I have jumped on My Man’s lap so many times that he thinks that I am gender-confused, i.e., I am deluded into thinking that he is actually My Woman!! And I stayed gloriously in her arms all the way home!!
10/25/11	My Woman cannot believe that I want to be with her so much! She thinks that My Man needs me more, which may be true, but I still want My Woman.  We really had a great day even if I was concerned that My Woman was doing so much work around the house. I don’t understand why My Man just sits and reads while she seems to be working like a dog (really, an euphemism!).
10/26/11	Same as yesterday. More loving than ever! Great!
10/27/11	On a real miserable, rainy day, I am having a quiet, restful day at home with my favorite people. In addition, I was able to rest with My Woman!
10/28/11	It was brutal running this morning, but I would not let My Man down! He needs the exercise more than me.
10/29/11	What a miserable day! Rain and wind that would not quit. I survived o.k. I even went to Puppy School where I did o.k. but not great.
10/30/11	Thankfully, the rain ended, but the wind was awesome. My Man and I ran in the wind. Since I was closer to the ground, I actually did better than he. I do enjoy the kids when they are here, but I get so excited with them that I drive everyone crazy! It’s so hard being a puppy!
11/1/11	My Man and My Woman has a long conversation about me today. My barking has been getting worse and is even driving My Man crazy. He may be naturally off, but he really tolerates a lot of my behavior. So, when he is upset, I got a problem. In addition, My Man felt the need to correct a statement of My Woman that I was doing better with My Man (I have always had a love affair with My Woman!). He said that this was not true. Ever since he disappeared to New Orleans for the week to observe his son prosecute a criminal, he said that I have been less responsive to him (he goes out of his way to say that it is a comparative assessment). At any rate, I don’t know what happened, but since their conversation,  I actually did better, but this could be just a coincidence.
11/2/11	Today, I started off well. In fact, some men came to the house to give a estimate for tree removal. I did bark, but My Man thought that I was reasonable. He sort of expects a dog to bark, but then to quiet down when I am assured that they are not terrorists! Tonight, I spent the longest time nuzzled up with My Man. He was in his glory!
11/3/11	Even though some workmen came today, I did not go crazy. Am I getting better! My Man and Woman were concerned that I may be sick. I did not eat as well in the evening and I had loose poop. Their concern is touching, but I think that I am o.k.
11/4/11	Today started off good. Still, a little loose poop, but I ran well.  Everything was great.
11/5/11	I blew everyone’s mind at Puppy II today. I graduated with flying colors. All the other canine owners thought that I was fantastic. And, in fact, I don’t mind saying so, I agree!
11/6/11	My Woman left this noon for New York and the kids left around 4pm. My Man, creative as he is, bought some cottage cheese, in order to help with my loose stool (less so during the last couple of days). Let’s see how this works.
11/7/11	The cottage cheese seems to work like a charm! This morning, I was “normal”.  It really is pitiful that we have to focus on such  items, but apparently, it can be a mess if things are not within certain limits.  When My Woman is away, the house is really quiet. It is so strange. Few phone calls and only My Man’s voice talking to me from time to time. There is music in the air which is nice, but, it is so, so quiet! My Man let me enjoy the beautiful sunny day outside. Unfortunately, I rewarded him by digging a hole in his grass! Whoa, that’s not a good thing!
11/8/11	What a beautiful day! I ran after a great breakfast. Now, I am going to enjoy the yard before we go to the dump! My Woman is on her way back from New York. My day that started so well is going to end even better!
11/9/11	I was a perfect dog today. My Man put some stuff on my hole so that I would not dig it up any more. Life was good today.
11/10/11	Nora is coming from New York with their bull dog, Gloria. I get along pretty well with Gloria since she seems to be a little respectful of me.  We had a great evening.  No problems.
11/11/11	I got a little excited this morning when the kids came down. I pooped in the wrong place! Not good!
11/12/11	I have had another great day with all the noise and excitement in the house. It is enough to make me too excited for my own good! But the day ended in a nightmare scenario for My Man and My Woman.   After a great supper (so they said), My Man and his son took me for a walk. Since it was low tide, they thought that it would be great to walk on the beach.  So far, so good. Since we thought we were alone, My Man unleashed me and all was great until I spotted another canine. I ran for it and they could attract my attention, nor did they see me since it was so dark.  They walked and yelled, “Patrick” to no avail. To their surprise and some delight (even though they talked seriously with me about the error of my ways), I was waiting for them at the back door. They must think that I am a real dummy not to know how to get home!
11/13/11	It is a quiet day. My Woman is working and Neal with his family returned to New York early. So, it is stone quiet! After the last few days, I admit to liking the quiet.
11/14/11	My Woman left us to take care of her friend with brain cancer. What a great woman! So, I am with My Man for a few days, trying to make him o.k.
11/15/11	My Man is doing so well. He is making me a happy, happy dog. He thinks that he has worked out with the vet that I will only get boosters when fully immunized after a titer is taken. He is now convinced that cancers in dogs may be precipitated by too many vaccinations! He is a smart man!
11/16/11	My Woman is on her way home. What a evening I am going to have! Cannot wait! It was great, but she was so preoccupied that she could not meet my needs. So, I went to My Man! He always wants to meet my needs!
11/17/11	My Woman was on the road again today! But, My Man is here and all is o.k. We played outside and I even did he wanted me to do a few times. He added some chicken parts to my evening supper. It was great. He said tomorrow he will add some liver parts. Life is good!
11/18/11	We are having a great day! Both My Man and My Woman are having a peaceful day. No major responsibilities except to make a happy puppy! Wonderful!
11/19/11	It is always sad when My Woman leaves. Sbe is going to New Orleans to be with Sean and family for Thanksgiving. Usually, My Man goes too, but he is so afraid of putting me into what they call a “kennel” until I am bigger.  It does not sound like a great place and I am so pleased that My Man is so considerate of me!
11/20/11	Another beautiful day! We jogged and then played a little. I played right, i.e., I brought the ball back to My Man! Such little things please him! My Man took me to visit his cousin today. It was an o.k. trip. When we got back, we played which I enjoy. Then, in his attempt to socialize me with the ocean, he took me for another walk on the beach. It was a disaster. I ran away again! I surely know how to find home but he is petrified when I cross the street unattended. So far, I am escaped any injury. Then, he walked with me after supper. He explained about the solar system and how the earth rotates around the sun. In the winter, it is dark very early. He does not help my paranoia when I am walking in the pitch black. However, I did o.k., so he said.
11/21/11	Last evening, we walked in the dark. This morning, we ran in the dark. What can we do about this? My Man says that I have to wait until Spring, whatever that is.
11/22/11	I am having a wonderful day with My Man. He tells me that my jumping on his lap and then leaving, and then jumping on again will drive My Woman real nuts! He told me that it is good that he loves me any which way! What a life!
11/23/11	My world has sunk into another episode of diarrhea! As bad as it is for me, just think of what My Man has to do to clean up! Now I will not be able to go into Cambridge to be with Mika and Emi since My Man does not want me to cause a problem he cannot deal with.  Diarrhea is admittedly a mess!
11/24/11	It is Thanksgiving Day, but I will only be getting Cottage Cheese again. While my diarrhea is better, I am not back to normal. So, I can see that there are consequences to my eating stuff while I am outside.  My Man cannot figure out why I retrieve so much better when he stays on the deck and throws the ball than when he does it on the ground. I admit that I don’t understand it either. I went with My Man so that he could have Thanksgiving dinner with his sister and family. Needless to say, I had to wait for puppy food when I got home.
11/25/11	My Man keeps repeating the slogan, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”. I guess that I now understand it since I am going crazy waiting for My Woman to return tonight. Thankfully, My Man is taking me with him to pick the Lady of Ladies! My Man posted on Facebook tonight that I am brilliant because I want to have my teeth brushed when he does his!! I want to live a long time with these people!
11/26/11	I had a rather uneventful day.  But, My Man noticed that I was not just right. I did not cobble up my supper and I did not play much. Lo and behold! During the night, more diarrhea!! Oh My!
11/27/11	My Man woke up with the need to clean up my diarrhea. Later, I had a bath that did not make any of us too happy, except I was considered clean without any bad smells! I hate to talk  about this type of stuff, but as they say, “sh—happens!”
11/28/11	My diarrhea is less a problem, but not completely resolved. I guess that it takes a while. My Man has given me pure pumpkin and cottage cheese for my meals. I really like the cottage cheese and I ate the pumpkin without much relish.  All in all, I went well. I am getting lectures about the benefits of not eating so much junk that I find on the ground
11/29/11	I had a great haircut today! I look incredibly beautiful!
11/30/11	My Man is getting negative feedback about this blog. His male adult children have perceived this extended blog as a sign that he has really gone over the line of sanity. It appears that their previous assessment of debilitated brain power is now more than confirmed. But, My Man is strong and he will continue to cover my growth and development at least until I have outgrown my puppy stage. Good for him!!
12/1/11	Last night I got into a major problem. I started to scratch a rug until I made a hole in it. Whoa! Not good! No one can figure out what started me and I am not telling!
12/2/11	Because of my wrecking the dining room rug, it was taken to the dump! And because of my prior diarrhea, there was a major washing of rugs today. My Woman was one tired lady by the time this was over. No wonder that they kept saying something about the fact that I cost them far more the price of the initial purchase!
12/3/11	Exciting time when Mika and Emi come. It is great fun to be with them even though they seem to have a low tolerance of my exhuberance.
12/4/11	I went on a great walk with Mika and Emi. It was a beautiful day. In the afternoon, I was left alone while My Man and Woman went to a concert and then to supper with Sara, Nien-he and kids. I was perfectly patient and enjoyed their return, even if it was a late supper.
12/5/11	Since My Woman went to visit Michele for a couple of days, I am enjoying a quiet time with some play time outside.
12/6/11	A rather normal day. Our only unusual event was going to a Christmas party in the evening. It was a disaster, but not due to me!
12/7/11	My Woman is returning today! It is always so exciting to run to the car when she comes to the house! My only problem is that I had to explain why I ate my nice bed that I have used for several weeks. It was so hard to explain since I have no reason to give. I just had the urge! What can you say?
12/8/11	I had to undergo more lecturing from My Man regarding what I have been chewing. He wants to me to get my act together. I don’t want to tell him that I have my act together; it is just not in synch with his agenda!
12/9/11	Maybe it is time that My Man stops my blog. I had a great, typical day for a puppy! It is a perfect ending for a wonderful beginning. I am nearly nine months old and I have few complaints and my home is really a home for me!